I was knee-deep in a spreadsheet this morning, updating information on Vice Presidents of Marketing at major pharmaceutical companies. The fan was blowing, Natia was sleeping at my feet, and the TV in the bedroom was white noise for my work.

HOWEVER.

I heard a familiar voice on that TV – two women on a morning talk show, talking about all the important things, like shoes that don’t fit correctly. That was the important topic of the segment.

DID YOU KNOW? A sanitary napkin/maxi pad is a perfect shoe cushion that makes you feel like you are walking on a cloud when you insert it into your 4-inch high heels that don’t exactly fit perfectly.

I can go about my day now.

I am grateful my job involves finding important people who are discovering and bringing life-changing drugs to market. I am grateful my job is not informing the world how cushion-y soft a sanitary napkin is in a shoe.